A quick history lesson for you: The fanny pack, a 1980s wardrobe staple, decided to rebrand itself, and in 2021, the belt bag was born. That's it.

I didn't say redesign because the design is really just the same. Worn around your waist like a belt or slung over your shoulder like a bag, belt bags and fanny packs are convenient ways of carrying your belongings. I love a good handbag, but I will say they have their flaws, especially when you live in Manhattan—spending minutes digging around for my wallet at the Whole Foods self-checkout and hearing impatient coughs from the line, hugging it to my chest when I'm taking the subway late at night, accidentally bag-slapping my fellow civilians on the sidewalk as I rush to hail a cab.

That's where the belt bag steps in.

The fundamental difference between a fanny pack and a belt bag is the former's level of sophistication. Just take the name itself. Would you really buy something named after your arse? No.

And this is exactly why (okay, maybe not exactly why) luxury designers decided to help with rebranding by introducing designer belt bags.

Designer belt bags are essentially Bluetooth: hands-free, modern, and attached to a steep price tag. At first, I was skeptical of these bags (and Bluetooth, too). But after a Sunday of heavy-duty research, I was convinced. As belt bags are sleek and practical, I found myself tabs deep in inspiration to save my paychecks for.

I've also taken the liberty of rounding up the best designer belt bags to share some of this inspiration.

And who knows, maybe designer belt bags will have a rebranding in 40 years that someone else will write about. But for now, keep scrolling to see the 15 best designer belt bags available now.

Jacquemus is always a winner when it comes to accessories. This unique belt bag comes in black too.

My two favorite words: studded leather.

Name one outfit this wouldn't go with.

Designed to carry your AirPods, one penny, a single piece of gum, and nothing else.

This one is named after Pandora's box, which seems oddly fitting given the havoc it would wreak on my bank account.

You can easily wear this one slung on your shoulders too.

Dressed up or down, this is a truly versatile bag.

Classic and timeless.

Trust The Row to come up with something this chic.

Really loving this vibe.

I love a little croc-embossed moment.

It's perfect in black, too.

"Belt bag" taken very literally.

The definition of adorable.

This will get you so many compliments.

I've heard so many friends rave about this.

A staple.

This color is everything.

This one includes a lot of handy inner compartments.

This would look so good cinched over an airy white dress.

This will add instant polish to your look.

Your new everyday favorite.

Utility chic.

Essential for any "hot girl walk."

This post was published at an earlier date and has since been updated.

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